Hello everyone! Being home sick (I say that perhaps the fever, allagrange!) I take this opportunity to write the latest exciting and wonderful vacation Gang .. Where to start?! Let's see .. Then we (Puto, Doll, Leo, Mauri and Nicco) started on 19 from Pisa, although we had the plane after lunch, we arrived at the airport this morning and we Scazzi as our usual:) The plans were these: "we do Check-in hoping it will not break the balls on the size and weight of hand luggage and, once inside the balls to buy alcohol in Dublin since they cost so much ".. But bad news awaited us: the bowls already costing a lot of the airport, so we dropped! I do not know what to tell you more because I fell asleep in the waiting room (I know, I'm a ciospo!). I mean, come on board and we make ourselves comfortable on the plane (I, Doll and Rex had next to the beautiful chicks). The trip was quiet except for the landing, which seemed to point in the gulliver Gabri 00 while ago: D We first realized that to get to our apartment it would take a lot of time: Dublin Airport is a small town ---> HUGE! Bullshit aside, just out, Leo asks for information to a guy and this, realized that we were Italians, there is: "Aaaah Berlusconi, Daddario, fucking man! "Ole ... That's nice to be welcomed in this way! Then take the bus and arrive at O'Connor Street (Via Fillungo Irish to understand) where you expect to find the Vanni Illusionist! We decided to go to Lidl in the ghetto more dangerous and terrifying in Dublin (just because there's alcohol, they cost less). We're going to get when a skinny guy, black, with braids and patently homosexual comes out of his tattoo shop and yells at us, "Extencionnnnn! Do you want some extencion ?!?!" I shit on me: D This is the first of many summer hits that invent the holydays, the others are: Dumb Clown / Giuntoli Style / Cut bad / Guinness world champions / With those glasses seem Matilda etc. .. I want to compliment with Leo because the apartment is in Dublin that the hostel in Stockholm was beautiful, thanks Rex! Once in the apartment we take a quick shower and go to college to go where we meet her friends, Sebastian the Florentine a little too talkative, Marco (let me not say anything), Him for friends Jackie or Bruce, the photographer Toni, Rebecca , Isabel (I go to Sgotto) and so on. In short, we eat, we get drunk and go to a disco where there is all the people of Erasmus. I do not remember much of the evening and of course I do not write everything because I do not seem the case, I just know that I danced with everyone (and by this I mean everyone) and that the Leo the evening he called me "Puto GROVE Michael Gay." The next day I wake up in the college of Vanni and when awake and asked, "But you did not have class at 11? We Go?" He was like "I doubt it .." And this, I think, explains well the night before: D Oh, I forgot to write the best part: at the end of the evening, always drunk, I go to the wardrobe with the Saints and a midget irlandesino beyond us. Auks I say "Come back or the kick your ass!" This me throws a punch on the back (honestly, there for them, I have not even heard the next day .. but I felt very!) And I said "I wait you out!". I go out and follow me and Nicco, just look irlandesino, him: "He is my friend!" and I said "Yes, I'm His friend .. "Sbom! punch in the face: D Then there was a little scuffle, but it's over there (except Nicco, later, he wanted to pull a kick that had stolen her place in the taxi!) . The next morning take the bus and go to the apartment where I find the others destroyed on the beds! the afternoon take a ride around the city and, incredibly, we go shopping (I could go back .. I still do not have money!) Hm, Topman, Zara and so on and so forth! We turn the whole city, from Temple Bar to the "new" city. Of course we eat at Burger King is that the Mc .. Yuck (Mauri and understands me well). The night we go out again and go for a drink in a pub and then go to a club (we were lucky because no one knew but it was very nice and we were good except for one thing: beer 5 euros, 4.60 sciortino?!?! You are crazy ..) The next day we went to the Guinness Storehouse ( Godness Oh my, my Guinness!) and we toured the factory / museum that, frankly, I was not impressed .. But I could not wait to get on top and take my pint of well-deserved, as they call them, Black Gold! Mauri and I have also found pints of semi-solid and there are the drain! (The problem was the day after: some farts smell sulfur that you were there: D). Ah! This time we ate at Morelli's, it must be said! Then in the evening, we went out for the umpteenth time and before arriving at the disco, we stopped in a pub with Toni, Sebastian, etc. .. Then I do not remember much, except that I managed to get free in the disco I did not know how and glides with his knees like Elvis Presley (which is why the day after I had destroyed his knees dirty and pants). 22, we were so baked we have been waiting for 3 hours at Burger King without a saw Vanni (3 hours endless, bloody Mauri). Then we took a ride absurd not to miss the plane, we said goodbye to Mauri and Nicco and we embarked, with many difficulties because they wanted to charge 35 euro more than the hand luggage of Dolls (too big) but obviously the Vanni Illusionist succeeded to go with her luggage and we fucked them: D
already arrived in Stockholm we were missing Dublin (it was a cold absurd!). It should change with the Swedish Krona, and take the bus and arrive at the hostel where, after an hour, we reach Marco Gabri and jelly! The first evening we go to sleep because we were really dead .. The next day, on 23, go for a ride to the city "old" and "new": A FICAIO ABSURD! Help me to say how much bone was beautiful, the Swedish chips! I'll be having 5 or 6 bad, the rest all bone! The first day in Stockholm we ate in a bar where they were characteristic of the pies that were the end of the world, we saw the changing of the guard and I, Leo Vanni and we went to see the royal palace. In the evening we went to the Spy Bar, or as he called Marchino, Skylab .. Obviously drunk! I have a bad memory of the evening, though: a woman bouncer did his job .. Threw me out! Luckily I managed to offend and return before you leave! The next day we did another lap around the city and we recorded live at the video of Gargamellis Stockolm: D In the evening, amazingly, we managed to enter the "Billionaire in Stockholm: The White Room. That is because the drink which cost more was a Don Perignon from 75,000 crowns (about 7500 euros) and was full of pimps! This time it happened to Leo to be thrown out : D In the evening these are two nice things: in the bathroom of males entering the girls we do not know why and Marchino galvanized because it was too quiet while we danced, and there it was like: D, he was on the shelf that gave the whore at all .. So they did not understand! The next day we went to Djurgarden, the park in Stockholm .. Amazing! There is lot of our artistic talent and we did a lot of photos (one of which is that I put this summary of the holiday, in which well known that Leo is becoming a beard!!). In the evening we went all'Absolut Stockolm Icebar, a bar made entirely of ice-5th, really lover! Ah, last night we stayed of SGAM in 6 in a room for 4 but paid for 3 .. We just split the silly clowns bad as Shakira, auuuuuu! Well the guide is up, because the 26 we went to the airport and we left for Italy, there is not much to say.
I want to thank the gang for this great holiday, I want really good!
If I forgot something I recommend you write it! How would the Saints, so there Diamanto. Giuntoli style, we are breaking-aa-ni! Re
Puto Gay Michael Grove.
