SZERETLEK! Puto [I state one thing: since you do not want to die, before writing this post I played at half past seven and the cards have said that I could do it!]
Yes, we're back live from Hungary! In this post I will not list everything we have done, seen or heard in Budapest, but I want to put all the shit that we made the most absurd, which were always accompanied by great laughter! But before I take this opportunity to extend a warm greeting to all of you a happy 2009!
So ... I would say that shit started already at the start with me and Vani, speaking of the economic recession, assuming a new solution to buy \\ sell diamonds, so dear to us:) So we decided that henceforth only includes Rubini and it will be enough of those!
During the trip we talked together of the members of Gog and absent, a speech leads to another, we got to talking about "Penocchio", discovered by legendary film Marchino through the maze of the Internet .. How many laughs: D The famous phrase "Give me your cunt?" accompanied us all the way at the expense of Gabri who, not having seen the film, the fuck with me hear you say every 5 minutes! Finally we addormetati like little children using the "body of Christ" that he offered us rooms: Sleeping pills in Randa!
arrived at the bus station in Budapest, Nepliget, we learned that the Hungarian language is very difficult .. Why? The speakers came out sounds like, oklatò, djanhy komefi dopu, jkatò skene sghenè flowed, dear Skot plo! ... Thought to have arrived in Japan! But Vani, a great scholar of language and interpreter of Gog, with great courage and decides to go to the Change to change just in the Euro Fiorini .. he had never done: from that moment began the long list of money \\ shit that he said instead of the simple word "forint" .. Some examples? Pounds, Lira, Pound, Rubies, Diamantini, Cazzin, Pallini, Scemini, Eurini, Congolese, UAE etc. ..
After coming before Parliament, Bays has the bright idea of \u200b\u200basking a taxi driver where is the street where we had the apartment .. Only that there was a small problem: there were 7 in the morning .. The taxi driver to the question of Bays head rotates, opens his mouth, sticks out his tongue (straight) and emits this sound: Shen '! What a laugh !!!!!! 5 days to do "sghenè" everywhere!
Finally he arrives in front of the apartment and wait for Kata, the owner .. Santy, woke up for a few seconds says, "How the heck do I have to Lequio call? Kata or CAAT? ": D
entered the apartment had to decide which pair (Puto, Gabri \\ Vani, Santy) could go to sleep on the bed instead of on a bunk bed .. And since we're all good no one wanted to give it up so finocchiona there are the odd and even played with! Who won? Why, you think about it too?! I've got an ass absurd: D 1 \\ 0, ODD, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Now things start ganze more and more crap (even at my expense) ..
We started shooting some pub or nightclub in the evening, for example him Zsoda (my mother as Anna sucked), the Kamaleon (even Miss 3/menti was not bad hehe) The Taboo (succhiottino absurd and pussies!) Then there would be many to tell, such as when Santy lit a cigarette and began to take foo leaving a terrible stench!
short, the days went well (liver permitting), and any decision we took was dictated by 7:30: D For example, with this card game, it was decided who was the first to take a shower or .... ....., else who had the longest willy (and cards are always right, and in fact I have won), who would have caught, who would die first etc. ahahahahahah! [PAPER ALWAYS Gimba]
Anyway it must be said that the house where we stayed was very nice, the only problem is that in the living room (which was also my room and Gabri) there was always a lingering smell of sweat accompanied by burps and farts .. Why the damn Vani and Saints were on our bed after we had walked all day, so you can imagine how we would sleep well at night and I rossaccio! Since I am talking about go read that one thing we have learned that rooms in Budapest is a tremendous fat! Santy jumping on our bed with us has not broken one of the side strips, the middle one! So c'avevamo a hole in the bed .. Buzzone damn! I fell asleep on top of the bed and I woke up in the arms of Gabriel who told me that I was a slut and that I had the Brazilian butt! (Oh yes it must be said, I gave ass to all the gang members who were in Budapest, then you have created friction between us, such as to create and destroy friendships within minutes: D) Anyway, finally, I Gabri and we got to sleep on sofa bed and it was even better: Gabri during the night gave me the lottery numbers, but they were wrong! I took for example the 112, 145, $ $ $, etc. # # # *****, then I care! But the bed was not the only item of furniture to have been broken, even the towel and the bunk beds have been destroyed!
must be said that we were very lucky to find the apartment next to the Simpsons Gattara: an old Hungarian who had twisted his fingers as a bell a song of Mozart (and who had to go to ask the corkscrew diobè?). Moreover, in the apartment, there were also dummies that we used as drinking buddies in "Aunt Bella," such as bathrobes and as inflatable dolls! (Aaaah, Petra, my mannequin, was really a slut in bed!).
In Hungary we eat really well: the Rum is sweet, the cheese smells like bleach and looks like sawdust (how the hell did you eat a doll? In a while there I Sgotto) weighers and sausages are so remote that when burping a week I always smell them out .. CUCUMBER AND WERE CUT, ALL!
To combat the cold that was strong in Budapest, I used to use the rooms and Saints tights ... Mmmmm how we bellini, resembled the fine dancers! Unfortunately
in Budapest on my ass known (as a fortune and not as a rump Brazilian) was very low .. Every time I bet a blowjob with members of the gang, for example, that if the ground was snow or salt, I always lost, I wonder why;)!
I found the confetti that had lost for years now! The old districts of me they had been butt-fucked, they had data to their niece, Anna, that I returned them because I went there:) (I repeat: this sucks).
Then there were great revelations: Gabri has smoked and was a fat baccagliato absurd Zlata, a friend of the Saints, I fucked a beautiful black etc. ..
The song of the holiday is "Love is kind" of "Girls Aloud" means any 2 videos put their song, that sucks!
The last day we went to the baths and rooms had forgotten to Lucca and then he bought the costume of shorts from Nike (I sing: we want to put the emblem of Budapest it goes around saying that they are original). What's so funny? That the baths were really disgusting: stramega hairy fat guys, old and used their skin quivering as costume, the smell of sulfur all over (I farted for quite a while) ..
Having been in his hometown of Houdini we noticed that many things have gone in a puff of smoke accompanied by the flight of white doves .. Some XAMPLE? Gabri's glasses, the cunts in the spa and rubies, which, incredibly, were on the table in the evening and spent the night there were no more! :)
Finally we must remember two things: first, that the coach, both on the back we did see the film in Hungarian:-O! The second that on the return trip, the friend of man and woman who almost was put next to Rooms, gave us the absinthe! He understood us and only us true GANG OF GIN!
(I finish here, if I forgot something, add some comments ..)
GABRI
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK SANTY
ROOMS
ME YOU DID BACK THE SMILE:) WE WANT MANY GOOD!
