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Dublin & Stockholm by Puto. By Tiago




Hello everyone! Being home sick (I say that perhaps the fever, allagrange!) I take this opportunity to write the latest exciting and wonderful vacation Gang .. Where to start?! Let's see .. Then we (Puto, Doll, Leo, Mauri and Nicco) started on 19 from Pisa, although we had the plane after lunch, we arrived at the airport this morning and we Scazzi as our usual:) The plans were these: "we do Check-in hoping it will not break the balls on the size and weight of hand luggage and, once inside the balls to buy alcohol in Dublin since they cost so much ".. But bad news awaited us: the bowls already costing a lot of the airport, so we dropped! I do not know what to tell you more because I fell asleep in the waiting room (I know, I'm a ciospo!). I mean, come on board and we make ourselves comfortable on the plane (I, Doll and Rex had next to the beautiful chicks). The trip was quiet except for the landing, which seemed to point in the gulliver Gabri 00 while ago: D We first realized that to get to our apartment it would take a lot of time: Dublin Airport is a small town ---> HUGE! Bullshit aside, just out, Leo asks for information to a guy and this, realized that we were Italians, there is: "Aaaah Berlusconi, Daddario, fucking man! "Ole ... That's nice to be welcomed in this way! Then take the bus and arrive at O'Connor Street (Via Fillungo Irish to understand) where you expect to find the Vanni Illusionist! We decided to go to Lidl in the ghetto more dangerous and terrifying in Dublin (just because there's alcohol, they cost less). We're going to get when a skinny guy, black, with braids and patently homosexual comes out of his tattoo shop and yells at us, "Extencionnnnn! Do you want some extencion ?!?!" I shit on me: D This is the first of many summer hits that invent the holydays, the others are: Dumb Clown / Giuntoli Style / Cut bad / Guinness world champions / With those glasses seem Matilda etc. .. I want to compliment with Leo because the apartment is in Dublin that the hostel in Stockholm was beautiful, thanks Rex! Once in the apartment we take a quick shower and go to college to go where we meet her friends, Sebastian the Florentine a little too talkative, Marco (let me not say anything), Him for friends Jackie or Bruce, the photographer Toni, Rebecca , Isabel (I go to Sgotto) and so on. In short, we eat, we get drunk and go to a disco where there is all the people of Erasmus. I do not remember much of the evening and of course I do not write everything because I do not seem the case, I just know that I danced with everyone (and by this I mean everyone) and that the Leo the evening he called me "Puto GROVE Michael Gay." The next day I wake up in the college of Vanni and when awake and asked, "But you did not have class at 11? We Go?" He was like "I doubt it .." And this, I think, explains well the night before: D Oh, I forgot to write the best part: at the end of the evening, always drunk, I go to the wardrobe with the Saints and a midget irlandesino beyond us. Auks I say "Come back or the kick your ass!" This me throws a punch on the back (honestly, there for them, I have not even heard the next day .. but I felt very!) And I said "I wait you out!". I go out and follow me and Nicco, just look irlandesino, him: "He is my friend!" and I said "Yes, I'm His friend .. "Sbom! punch in the face: D Then there was a little scuffle, but it's over there (except Nicco, later, he wanted to pull a kick that had stolen her place in the taxi!) . The next morning take the bus and go to the apartment where I find the others destroyed on the beds! the afternoon take a ride around the city and, incredibly, we go shopping (I could go back .. I still do not have money!) Hm, Topman, Zara and so on and so forth! We turn the whole city, from Temple Bar to the "new" city. Of course we eat at Burger King is that the Mc .. Yuck (Mauri and understands me well). The night we go out again and go for a drink in a pub and then go to a club (we were lucky because no one knew but it was very nice and we were good except for one thing: beer 5 euros, 4.60 sciortino?!?! You are crazy ..) The next day we went to the Guinness Storehouse ( Godness Oh my, my Guinness!) and we toured the factory / museum that, frankly, I was not impressed .. But I could not wait to get on top and take my pint of well-deserved, as they call them, Black Gold! Mauri and I have also found pints of semi-solid and there are the drain! (The problem was the day after: some farts smell sulfur that you were there: D). Ah! This time we ate at Morelli's, it must be said! Then in the evening, we went out for the umpteenth time and before arriving at the disco, we stopped in a pub with Toni, Sebastian, etc. .. Then I do not remember much, except that I managed to get free in the disco I did not know how and glides with his knees like Elvis Presley (which is why the day after I had destroyed his knees dirty and pants). 22, we were so baked we have been waiting for 3 hours at Burger King without a saw Vanni (3 hours endless, bloody Mauri). Then we took a ride absurd not to miss the plane, we said goodbye to Mauri and Nicco and we embarked, with many difficulties because they wanted to charge 35 euro more than the hand luggage of Dolls (too big) but obviously the Vanni Illusionist succeeded to go with her luggage and we fucked them: D
already arrived in Stockholm we were missing Dublin (it was a cold absurd!). It should change with the Swedish Krona, and take the bus and arrive at the hostel where, after an hour, we reach Marco Gabri and jelly! The first evening we go to sleep because we were really dead .. The next day, on 23, go for a ride to the city "old" and "new": A FICAIO ABSURD! Help me to say how much bone was beautiful, the Swedish chips! I'll be having 5 or 6 bad, the rest all bone! The first day in Stockholm we ate in a bar where they were characteristic of the pies that were the end of the world, we saw the changing of the guard and I, Leo Vanni and we went to see the royal palace. In the evening we went to the Spy Bar, or as he called Marchino, Skylab .. Obviously drunk! I have a bad memory of the evening, though: a woman bouncer did his job .. Threw me out! Luckily I managed to offend and return before you leave! The next day we did another lap around the city and we recorded live at the video of Gargamellis Stockolm: D In the evening, amazingly, we managed to enter the "Billionaire in Stockholm: The White Room. That is because the drink which cost more was a Don Perignon from 75,000 crowns (about 7500 euros) and was full of pimps! This time it happened to Leo to be thrown out : D In the evening these are two nice things: in the bathroom of males entering the girls we do not know why and Marchino galvanized because it was too quiet while we danced, and there it was like: D, he was on the shelf that gave the whore at all .. So they did not understand! The next day we went to Djurgarden, the park in Stockholm .. Amazing! There is lot of our artistic talent and we did a lot of photos (one of which is that I put this summary of the holiday, in which well known that Leo is becoming a beard!!). In the evening we went all'Absolut Stockolm Icebar, a bar made entirely of ice-5th, really lover! Ah, last night we stayed of SGAM in 6 in a room for 4 but paid for 3 .. We just split the silly clowns bad as Shakira, auuuuuu! Well the guide is up, because the 26 we went to the airport and we left for Italy, there is not much to say.

I want to thank the gang for this great holiday, I want really good!
If I forgot something I recommend you write it! How would the Saints, so there Diamanto. Giuntoli style, we are breaking-aa-ni! Re
Puto Gay Michael Grove.

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First you have to say that, uncle, pig, bus there you go anywhere ever again. This time there was the Cionzo the parronzi the vito, the Giovannini and tourism, but there were Bolchi Fietta and friends of the boss who studied architecture. What a wanker ... I also say no more sleeping in the Vanni, smelled and did most of the cheese effect.
But I would not remember some things that Puto wrote. I want to make a mention to my ass so particoalre; to 7 1 / 2 to decide the order in which to go to the toilet, with sonseguente scoured the pants, the gigolo philandering bastard who made us die, the Italian friends of wings waiting for us with the table, and my cold showers; Fuck shouted from the wings in a row, the video of Gargamellis and the hot wine of wine, who followed the bold Puto, the famous "Sgheneee" and "pussy it sucks", the mythical de rum shit, fie of the mall, the shirt Puto, the controller friend of wings, etc. etc. ...

Soon you put pictures and video, we will laugh a little ...

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Puto really said and written all in the most detailed and accurate as possible (only he can do it so well) .. I would just add that absinthe was given to me and dolly (in its the fire is not extinguished), the endless debate on the level of libertines and emancipation (in substance if they were whores ..) of Hungarian women with sometimes unexpected results of the mythical and universal gestures that were continually made by a member of the gang, especially in restaurants, and stunned neighbors table .. thanks guys, and I ask officially apologize for being a fat guy and have split (with doll though) the double bed and fantastic Gabry Puto forcing the couch for a week .. THANK YOU ...
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SZERETLEK! Puto

[I state one thing: since you do not want to die, before writing this post I played at half past seven and the cards have said that I could do it!]

Yes, we're back live from Hungary! In this post I will not list everything we have done, seen or heard in Budapest, but I want to put all the shit that we made the most absurd, which were always accompanied by great laughter! But before I take this opportunity to extend a warm greeting to all of you a happy 2009!
So ... I would say that shit started already at the start with me and Vani, speaking of the economic recession, assuming a new solution to buy \\ sell diamonds, so dear to us:) So we decided that henceforth only includes Rubini and it will be enough of those!
During the trip we talked together of the members of Gog and absent, a speech leads to another, we got to talking about "Penocchio", discovered by legendary film Marchino through the maze of the Internet .. How many laughs: D The famous phrase "Give me your cunt?" accompanied us all the way at the expense of Gabri who, not having seen the film, the fuck with me hear you say every 5 minutes! Finally we addormetati like little children using the "body of Christ" that he offered us rooms: Sleeping pills in Randa!
arrived at the bus station in Budapest, Nepliget, we learned that the Hungarian language is very difficult .. Why? The speakers came out sounds like, oklatò, djanhy komefi dopu, jkatò skene sghenè flowed, dear Skot plo! ... Thought to have arrived in Japan! But Vani, a great scholar of language and interpreter of Gog, with great courage and decides to go to the Change to change just in the Euro Fiorini .. he had never done: from that moment began the long list of money \\ shit that he said instead of the simple word "forint" .. Some examples? Pounds, Lira, Pound, Rubies, Diamantini, Cazzin, Pallini, Scemini, Eurini, Congolese, UAE etc. ..
After coming before Parliament, Bays has the bright idea of \u200b\u200basking a taxi driver where is the street where we had the apartment .. Only that there was a small problem: there were 7 in the morning .. The taxi driver to the question of Bays head rotates, opens his mouth, sticks out his tongue (straight) and emits this sound: Shen '! What a laugh !!!!!! 5 days to do "sghenè" everywhere!
Finally he arrives in front of the apartment and wait for Kata, the owner .. Santy, woke up for a few seconds says, "How the heck do I have to Lequio call? Kata or CAAT? ": D
entered the apartment had to decide which pair (Puto, Gabri \\ Vani, Santy) could go to sleep on the bed instead of on a bunk bed .. And since we're all good no one wanted to give it up so finocchiona there are the odd and even played with! Who won? Why, you think about it too?! I've got an ass absurd: D 1 \\ 0, ODD, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Now things start ganze more and more crap (even at my expense) ..

We started shooting some pub or nightclub in the evening, for example him Zsoda (my mother as Anna sucked), the Kamaleon (even Miss 3/menti was not bad hehe) The Taboo (succhiottino absurd and pussies!) Then there would be many to tell, such as when Santy lit a cigarette and began to take foo leaving a terrible stench!
short, the days went well (liver permitting), and any decision we took was dictated by 7:30: D For example, with this card game, it was decided who was the first to take a shower or .... ....., else who had the longest willy (and cards are always right, and in fact I have won), who would have caught, who would die first etc. ahahahahahah! [PAPER ALWAYS Gimba]
Anyway it must be said that the house where we stayed was very nice, the only problem is that in the living room (which was also my room and Gabri) there was always a lingering smell of sweat accompanied by burps and farts .. Why the damn Vani and Saints were on our bed after we had walked all day, so you can imagine how we would sleep well at night and I rossaccio! Since I am talking about go read that one thing we have learned that rooms in Budapest is a tremendous fat! Santy jumping on our bed with us has not broken one of the side strips, the middle one! So c'avevamo a hole in the bed .. Buzzone damn! I fell asleep on top of the bed and I woke up in the arms of Gabriel who told me that I was a slut and that I had the Brazilian butt! (Oh yes it must be said, I gave ass to all the gang members who were in Budapest, then you have created friction between us, such as to create and destroy friendships within minutes: D) Anyway, finally, I Gabri and we got to sleep on sofa bed and it was even better: Gabri during the night gave me the lottery numbers, but they were wrong! I took for example the 112, 145, $ $ $, etc. # # # *****, then I care! But the bed was not the only item of furniture to have been broken, even the towel and the bunk beds have been destroyed!
must be said that we were very lucky to find the apartment next to the Simpsons Gattara: an old Hungarian who had twisted his fingers as a bell a song of Mozart (and who had to go to ask the corkscrew diobè?). Moreover, in the apartment, there were also dummies that we used as drinking buddies in "Aunt Bella," such as bathrobes and as inflatable dolls! (Aaaah, Petra, my mannequin, was really a slut in bed!).
In Hungary we eat really well: the Rum is sweet, the cheese smells like bleach and looks like sawdust (how the hell did you eat a doll? In a while there I Sgotto) weighers and sausages are so remote that when burping a week I always smell them out .. CUCUMBER AND WERE CUT, ALL!
To combat the cold that was strong in Budapest, I used to use the rooms and Saints tights ... Mmmmm how we bellini, resembled the fine dancers! Unfortunately
in Budapest on my ass known (as a fortune and not as a rump Brazilian) was very low .. Every time I bet a blowjob with members of the gang, for example, that if the ground was snow or salt, I always lost, I wonder why;)!
I found the confetti that had lost for years now! The old districts of me they had been butt-fucked, they had data to their niece, Anna, that I returned them because I went there:) (I repeat: this sucks).
Then there were great revelations: Gabri has smoked and was a fat baccagliato absurd Zlata, a friend of the Saints, I fucked a beautiful black etc. ..
The song of the holiday is "Love is kind" of "Girls Aloud" means any 2 videos put their song, that sucks!
The last day we went to the baths and rooms had forgotten to Lucca and then he bought the costume of shorts from Nike (I sing: we want to put the emblem of Budapest it goes around saying that they are original). What's so funny? That the baths were really disgusting: stramega hairy fat guys, old and used their skin quivering as costume, the smell of sulfur all over (I farted for quite a while) ..
Having been in his hometown of Houdini we noticed that many things have gone in a puff of smoke accompanied by the flight of white doves .. Some XAMPLE? Gabri's glasses, the cunts in the spa and rubies, which, incredibly, were on the table in the evening and spent the night there were no more! :)
Finally we must remember two things: first, that the coach, both on the back we did see the film in Hungarian:-O! The second that on the return trip, the friend of man and woman who almost was put next to Rooms, gave us the absinthe! He understood us and only us true GANG OF GIN!

(I finish here, if I forgot something, add some comments ..)

GABRI
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK SANTY
ROOMS

ME YOU DID BACK THE SMILE:) WE WANT MANY GOOD!

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SHIT MAN OF THE 'MAN OF YEAR 2008

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