Tuesday, September 30, 2008

What Tools Do You Need To Carve A Pinewood Derby

Who am I? Oktoberfest

Your Fovrite Way To Jack Off



Dear friends of Gog! Today I must tell you the coolest festival in the world: Oktoberfest. It all happened last Thursday, when 14 Boche started from Bolzano, Italy a bus to Monaco! After half an hour of driving and 2 beers per person by bus stops for the first time you have to pee! 3 hours, 2 liters of beer each and 5 stops to pee after finally arrives at 'entry' s Oktoberfest! It gets straight to the tent where he had Loewenbrau the table! And boy you can not imagine how it feels when you enter the tent: 6000 people, all drunk and dance on tables, girls with their boobs almost out how Simon and whores! It 's almost like heaven! Anyway as we were a bit late now, we been busy! 20 MASS (a rock and a liter) to begin the first round: the beer is cold, good and goes down like nothing! It is soon ending the first lap and proceed immediately with other 20 MASS. 2 hours later we were on the fourth lap there were no more limits! dancing on the table, singing, beer everywhere, wet hair and between the fourth and fifth MASS if someone comes out from the tent for a fuck troubles behind the curtain of the emergency room! Boys I can say more: there are no words to describe the oktoberfest: however, after 6 hours and seven Massa had to go out! Of course, before you go home you had to do the roller coaster, and to let you know that in a drunken state we say only that some have used the roller coaster ride to take a short nap!
And so ended our adventure at 12 at Oktoberfest and all went home happy and with a headache of the Virgin Mary! Pig God!
boys of Gog, the Oktoberfest is waiting for you!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Nobit Enim Donimus Qui Sunt Eius

END OF SUMMER 2008

this is pretty much been the last weekend of summer .. there would be a thousand things to tell, of which only three or four publications on a blog .. I, before returning to Milan, I just want to really thank all the gang members for this past August ever really together .. thanks for Croda, 1045125 of drinks made to seven of the various characters crucifixes, hedges overridden, the great aunt with the use of animals with various encyclopedias and songs created from nothing, the endless discussions of shit man, every evening spent talking about shit for hours and many, many, many other things .. THANKS GANG OF GIN
Now winter time will be less, we will be more nervous .. and all this means that concentrating alcohol and physical one or two evenings a week ...

Friday, September 12, 2008

Cornflower Blue Shoe Dye

Greetings Boss

Today is a great day for members of the Gang, today is the birthday of the legendary BOSS . GREETINGS head, the gang loves you.
(tonight you will destroy the house, ready for Bellaz ?!?!)

... Now we are all ready to cheer for you ...

Monday, September 8, 2008

Full Kamehasutra Read Online

The gang also sing the Boche ... Boss

"New Horizons methods and rules of Aunt Bella" This is the title of two days organized by the gang, the premises of Viareggio and Lucca property of a member of the conference has welcomed Mr. Peter, born in Brunico ' 88 economics student, he is remembered as the founder and exporter of Aunt Bella (because I do not know if you come home alive .. [know 5h drive alone drunken nn is a walk]). It 'was quite the sensation is the arrival of the character, when there were tears and hugs and kisses at the end, when even a flower almost a love cn (a) an external member and the said Peter .. In closing the event was a dinner / barbecue which was also attended by other guests. Reminiscent of Gog we were laughing, Aunt Bella, games, violence, and especially a lot of alcohol .. in fact attended and I remember myself lean a little more than that. In the name of the gang wanted to thank all guests, employees, cameramen area market, the brother of Gabriel who brought us the brown 7, the homes of young, elena that perhaps will convince him to return, but above all, Mr. Peter has also honored a few hints of a typical Italian songs (video below). PS Special greetings go Bouncer seven (I love you but do not throw me out more!) Shed the parking lot of my great friend .. .. but above all the supporters that I had Friday night and where nn remember shit.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Fix Seam Leather Cushion

Dante Alighieri and the backside of plaice

- Gentil
that he thought was masterfully invented meaty ass,
for the amusement of the people of others, for the

Fardi goder the human things.
of them eager I always was, and
the industry wanted to put in a thousand!


said Dante Alighieri palpating the ass of the maid, a maiden Govin Mugello. He had just entered a tavern in Florence, where he used to be a pitcher after dinner.

- Uh Oh! Messer Dante, who does?
lassi is my ass! -

she said with a smile,
sculettando with Culina.

-Well, it's literate,
that knows all of creation! -

said a farmer with a grudge,
who had come to drink a little wine.

-ass and for the people learned,
the villan is fucked the cunt! -

ruled between glasses
thickly, Cecco Angiolieri!

was there, sitting at a table with a bottle of red
nearby.

Te-you always put it in politics! "Said Dante-The-sitting at tavolo. But, you say good to say what you say. Indeed, I myself, I encourage you to always say what you say, lest the people to know that what you say you said it! -
-I always say what I say! "Said Ben, if a-tell you, I would say a I said what I said! Imperocchè I said, I say and say what I have to say! You want a pitcher? -
-Good thing you said! "Said Dante. He filled his glass, then stood up and pointing the butt of the damsel spake thus:

- To such a such an ass, get up
joy the cup of wine,
and yet it is now a bit far, I hope that I skim

to close,
PEL of beautiful new branch with his hand, as I did
by little, - And


Cecco said, filling his glass: Seeing
-pass an ass, you always look good

...- - But what !?... ass good or bad,
seen an ass, seen them all! - The

imterruppe
a carter who had come there, from that vintner,
to enjoy a good pitcher
comfortable sitting at the table.

-Oh, no!-Answered, a groom, who was filling his glass
,

-There 's ass and ass! And Codest ago veni cravings, my
that of my wife,

that compared to his ass, an ass that seem a CIA
two! -

-I, however much one sheet and I appreciate the distinction
ass of any size ...

... As long as a woman, it is natural, since all
me look bad!

And when I see an ass, an ass or Culina, you want
did she know? We always do a little thought! -

Said one with a white beard,
sitting sideways on the bench. You seem mad-


everyone to prefer 'the backside instead of the front! -

the borracciaio said, shaking his head.
Then he asked again that wine vintner.

-certainly was not done because that environment was
of solace for the people,

so much so, you know, it smells very
touches t'annusi e. .. you go.

better do a damn
turn around and if we intend to stuff the glaciers at midday - a shoemaker said

tired to rhyme
that was leaning against the counter.

-I am sure that the Evil One's hand, in that place
smelly unhealthy! -

He added a thoughtful guy with the air of believing
I said great. But what

-Evil! Do not say dawg.
I'll tell you who did it, listen:

only an angel who loved art so much
could do so well on that side.

And what makes me so tenderly, is that the
put, dear sirs, at the right height! -

said Ben Angiolieri starting to drink, and
do not know how he stood down.

And if not, who gives a fuck.
now your ass is. Let's use and goodnight! -

added, as he leaned against the wall,
thè upright seating did not feel safe.

- both who he is, who invented the butt ul,
has done well, this comforts me,
with a hole in the middle and the two cheeks on the side.

It 's my thought to qullingegno flies,
we had thought that the Goduria,
else had done with the only one buttock! -


said Dante. And when he spoke,
were all silent, no one rifiattava.

But as he finished that sermon,
between all these 'drinkers began the confusion. -You want to shut up

and boni! Or do you have to take in
blows up 'butts? -

shouted the landlord all furious,
pointing stick with a finger.

-And you, Dante, holes go!
Of all these gentlemen,
Are the first to
ago
threads on cunt, your ass and balls. Are you a debauched

...-
the first hour - I debauched? And then Cecco? -

-At least he consumes, a bay at the expense. An e
like you: he is the one in Siena.

But you put a pitcher,
keep me busy hour coffee table!

And then you say I want: A pay ever!
Come, drink, ribevi, discuss, and you go! - Dante Alighieri

You in the rude,
solemn voice said indignantly

- It 's this what you want?
You only have this in mind?
If so you put it,

vado là fori, fra l'umana gente.
Voi non capite quello che perdete,
siete più sordi di quello che non sente!-


Cecco Angiolieri, finito il bicchiere,
facendo uno sforzo si alzò da seredere.

-In questa sorteria ti son fratello,
vengo con te, andiamo in un bordello!-

-Ecco bravi! Andate fra la gente dotta,
che noi siamo ignoranti e preferiam la potta!-

Concluse con un ghigno il contadino,
che aveva bevuto ancora di quel vino.

Allora Cecco, sorretto da Dante,
disse a quell'uomo, con voce tonante:

-S'i' fosse foco, arderè il mondo;
s'i' was wind, storms:
if I 'were water, the' drowning:
if I 'was God, mandereil' deep;
If I 'were Pope ....-

-Ve l 'I said, ugly goats,
holes here, gives away balls! -

shouted the innkeeper with his stick in his hand, while the two
fled away.