Dante Alighieri and the backside of plaice - Gentil
that he thought was masterfully invented meaty ass,
for the amusement of the people of others, for the
Fardi goder the human things.
of them eager I always was, and
the industry wanted to put in a thousand! said Dante Alighieri palpating the ass of the maid, a maiden Govin Mugello. He had just entered a tavern in Florence, where he used to be a pitcher after dinner.
- Uh Oh! Messer Dante, who does?
lassi is my ass! -
she said with a smile,
sculettando with Culina.
-Well, it's literate,
that knows all of creation! -
said a farmer with a grudge,
who had come to drink a little wine.
-ass and for the people learned,
the villan is fucked the cunt! -
ruled between glasses
thickly, Cecco Angiolieri!
was there, sitting at a table with a bottle of red
nearby.
Te-you always put it in politics! "Said Dante-The-sitting at tavolo. But, you say good to say what you say. Indeed, I myself, I encourage you to always say what you say, lest the people to know that what you say you said it! -
-I always say what I say! "Said Ben, if a-tell you, I would say a I said what I said! Imperocchè I said, I say and say what I have to say! You want a pitcher? -
-Good thing you said! "Said Dante. He filled his glass, then stood up and pointing the butt of the damsel spake thus:
- To such a such an ass, get up
joy the cup of wine,
and yet it is now a bit far, I hope that I skim
to close,
PEL of beautiful new branch with his hand, as I did
by little, - And Cecco said, filling his glass: Seeing
-pass an ass, you always look good
...- - But what !?... ass good or bad,
seen an ass, seen them all! - The
imterruppe
a carter who had come there, from that vintner,
to enjoy a good pitcher
comfortable sitting at the table.
-Oh, no!-Answered, a groom, who was filling his glass
,
-There 's ass and ass! And Codest ago veni cravings, my
that of my wife,
that compared to his ass, an ass that seem a CIA
two! -
-I, however much one sheet and I appreciate the distinction
ass of any size ...
... As long as a woman, it is natural, since all
me look bad!
And when I see an ass, an ass or Culina, you want
did she know? We always do a little thought! -
Said one with a white beard,
sitting sideways on the bench. You seem mad-
everyone to prefer 'the backside instead of the front! -
the borracciaio said, shaking his head.
Then he asked again that wine vintner.
-certainly was not done because that environment was
of solace for the people,
so much so, you know, it smells very
touches t'annusi e. .. you go.
better do a damn
turn around and if we intend to stuff the glaciers at midday - a shoemaker said
tired to rhyme
that was leaning against the counter.
-I am sure that the Evil One's hand, in that place
smelly unhealthy! -
He added a thoughtful guy with the air of believing
I said great. But what
-Evil! Do not say dawg.
I'll tell you who did it, listen:
only an angel who loved art so much
could do so well on that side.
And what makes me so tenderly, is that the
put, dear sirs, at the right height! -
said Ben Angiolieri starting to drink, and
do not know how he stood down.
And if not, who gives a fuck.
now your ass is. Let's use and goodnight! -
added, as he leaned against the wall,
thè upright seating did not feel safe.
- both who he is, who invented the butt ul,
has done well, this comforts me,
with a hole in the middle and the two cheeks on the side.
It 's my thought to qullingegno flies,
we had thought that the Goduria,
else had done with the only one buttock! - said Dante. And when he spoke,
were all silent, no one rifiattava.
But as he finished that sermon,
between all these 'drinkers began the confusion. -You want to shut up
and boni! Or do you have to take in
blows up 'butts? -
shouted the landlord all furious,
pointing stick with a finger.
-And you, Dante, holes go!
Of all these gentlemen,
Are the first to
ago
threads on cunt, your ass and balls. Are you a debauched
...-
the first hour - I
debauched? And then Cecco? - -At least he consumes, a bay at the expense. An e
like you: he is the one in Siena.
But you put a pitcher,
keep me busy hour coffee table!
And then you say I want: A pay ever!
Come, drink, ribevi, discuss, and you go! - Dante Alighieri
You in the rude,
solemn voice said indignantly
- It 's this what you want?
You only have this in mind?
If so you put it,
vado là fori, fra l'umana gente.
Voi non capite quello che perdete,
siete più sordi di quello che non sente!- Cecco Angiolieri, finito il bicchiere,
facendo uno sforzo si alzò da seredere.
-In questa sorteria ti son fratello,
vengo con te, andiamo in un bordello!-
-Ecco bravi! Andate fra la gente dotta,
che noi siamo ignoranti e preferiam la potta!-
Concluse con un ghigno il contadino,
che aveva bevuto ancora di quel vino.
Allora Cecco, sorretto da Dante,
disse a quell'uomo, con voce tonante:
-S'i' fosse foco, arderè il mondo;
s'i' was wind, storms:
if I 'were water, the' drowning:
if I 'was God, mandereil' deep;
If I 'were Pope ....-
-Ve l 'I said, ugly goats,
holes here, gives away balls! -
shouted the innkeeper with his stick in his hand, while the two
fled away.
