SMALL GANG OF I and John, Scazzi like every time we asked ourselves how would the members of Gog from parents and their children .. Here is what came out:
Dad Vanni G.
Pope Vanni G. Bria and therefore would always be neglecting her child. In the rare moments when he is sober, to teach his son of complete uselessness things as the best way to handle the drain or catch a game alcoholics learned at university! During the birth the nurses all be frightened to hear a sound other than a cry or a whimper: a tremendously contagious laughter accompanied by screams of joy! Little G. Vanni, just four years, would have already left and returned from his girlfriend and 15,373 times in his free time you shoot a lot Seghino with the intent to fill five bottles of semen! His happiest moments were when he should celebrate his birthday with his father and all friends of the gang to the tune of "Happy Birthday god Porcello, eheheheheh" .. At small Vanni will never bought the phone before the age of 20 and the first will be simple and clear so as not to miss anything, ever the recipient. The father, recalling his most memorable moments, the lessons in the baccagliare Fietta using the technique of Robocop! The little baby's favorite character, reminiscent of high school trips, and Spiderman is just one year the child will be led by his father Giovanni G and Hugo in Lloret de Mar, put on a balcony on the seventh floor and forced to skip the terrace, Beria of milk. If it fails, it will not be worthy of being the son of Vanni.
Dad
Gabri Gabri's dad would be a single parent of its kind: it does not give a shit son why so much "fuck cares" but they taught him to disguise profanity using a simple trick: "Ziobè! The child, already at 3 years, he would know already vomit on command, would the Gabber its Peg-Perego, would be caught by the ears of her bunny costume all the furniture in the house and it would already friends with all the children of asylum . Little Gabri will be the teller of all the feasts of the Gang of small trembling always the case. A lot of other girls either in the hospital nursery then howl with laughter so hard to chimilometri people hear these big laughs (as with the father). Little Gabri will also have Parkinson's as the father and not less will be his great cribs to show to the whole mini-gog!
Dad laugh
Dad would laugh a parent caring, sweet and affectionate as he is with his dog! Taught his son the importance of blasphemy and eating like a pig. The small Marchino not be able to be understood by anyone until they come of age as it would be dyslexic like her father. The baby would be friends with everyone, starting to travel all over (with trains Lowcost making 305 stops in a distance of 5 km) to find his friends. Of course, like his father, scrounging food to eat and everyone at home before going to the birthday .. His passions were Toni & Furmini, the panda, Robert. His hobby is to create more fun with their dad a good home-made absinthe! If the pastry of the father were to go wrong, the two together would open the first Italian restaurant de de shit soup made by her son and prepared with its excellent art of his father.
Dad Doliv
Dad Doliv far would a parent, to the point of neglecting their child because "which has the desire" or because "now looks". Would give the child the basics of the most important sites for the growth and education of the child, such as YouPorn, RedTube, Badjojo, Public Invasion, etc. .. Of course, the taught to believe in his religion, the Dolivesimo, created by him during a pilgrimage to Milan. Doliv Dad would tell his son to walk holding his chin with his thumb, or with his hands on his face or a sign of prayer .. so the divine light would follow Him anywhere! His son should learn to vomit for a day he would like to be a real Doliv also should be able to break the balls to the children of the Boss and Puto, vomiting on the machine of the latter, of course! Small
Doliv initially sararebbe a good driver, should make those five or six pieces on the car before you learn to drive .. but his father would always Doliv the next, and with him sitting behind the Death!
Papa B @ u
Papa B @ u would be a stern parent and bad in front of other people, truxxo and when it would peg itself! His son grew up playing with the toy cars of the police and the counterfeit CD remixed by DJB @ u.. B @ u dad teach his son the importance of inventing new nicknames for friends, to get many Seghini, to be truxxi and breaking balls to the whole mini-Gog. Little B @ u become a great stallion: put together a much smaller but very little girls, but only after seven years, since that would suit him to be born again! His first game would be a beautiful Ape brand, with an upgraded stereo system, the handle and the golden wheels alloy.
Daddy Daddy Doll Doll is first a father undecided would not know how the hell to call her son since he does not know his name. The second problem is that language to teach the child .. English, Italian, Bari or what? (We only hope that Mrs. Rodriguez speaks a language). Released by her mother, claims to have the buzz from small Bria and start drinking milk from bottle saying it is hoe. Although still in its infancy would steal the drinks at nearby cots. The baby just came out, would not use a standard tricycle or a bicycle, but now the red zip Santiago that he has stopped using 11 years to drive a 250 engine without the shadow a license. Small Tiago already at 2 months of fallow would have a chest hair, cursing in English, would go around looking for potholes and stable on his mini-blog write his lyrics-vent-shit that only they understand. The babe, grown, would have a pernicious view of the world, to the point of wanting to hang only have known that there is Latin!
Dad Dad Boss Boss would be with the boy as hard and with Fietta .. busy! Newborn, obviously, to find and give the first gift a leather jacket, a pack of Winston and a pair of Blu Ray-Ban blacks. When the Boss would return to take in the maternity ward, the little Hugetto would have all the numbers, contacts Messenger, Badoo and Facebook's every little Fietta puppante preferring those with something strange, like a leg, spineless, with webbed hands or teeth blacks. Arrived at home begin to turn with a Clio, loud music and Cicchini always in the mouth. Breaking balls for the hat and drink always nice Zia twice. Not shitty like all the other milk, but milk contreau double without ice.
Dad
Maui Maui's dad would be a good dad, almost always fresh and ready to respond with an oath to every request of the child. The first word of the small Maui will be a giant candle that will involve all the characters from the Old and New Testament. Then initiate talking about breaking balls Inter. The little child would move with such delicacy to split everything around him from the hospital cot (which pay off Maui after 12345477 candles). It would have a promising football career: after a period as defender of Juventus, which ended because of a toe callus, would become the new free team coached by Attilio (which would have 90 years but then would not even come third last in the league) until when his career was interrupted by bad fall in the ditch behind the field where he had kicked one more ball.
Dad Puto Puto
The little piss so why would be unheard of mandate away from the hospital three hours after birth. His first sentence was "I want to do scoparia" since her father repeated every morning, afternoon or evening after the first glass of wine. If you follow the footsteps of his father, will have to use diapers extrasuper capacious view of the mass of excrement that the child will produce a record time. The baby would love the confetti, carnival and all bolds that sell them. When you ask this money to his dad invent sensational stories like he needs to heal and grow their colony of Gargamel and Smurfs, to visit his friends in Migliarino. The small Puto would be equal to the son of the Boss, you buy the same pacifier, the same leather bracelets and would drink the same milk but would not like him. On the other hand selection would not know a multitude of small children and blacks Buzzetti Assatanate. Putin, after the second glass of sparkling water, is already bria collapsed to the ground in a position to be crucified! The little children go along with Puto G. would smoke like a coyote to make sly then taking a cough to life.
Daddy Sex Machine Sex Machine
Dad said he would not be able to keep their child because we do not know if he can find a job! However, if you become a father, would be the best in the world would play football with his son (meniscus permitting), taught him to play the playstation, a curse, a crap shoot, she told him of the "myths" about Migliarino etc. .. But his son, being a true white, do not understand a shit! After delivery no doctor would be able to understand why that child was only 3 mm high .. The small machine would come to the third grade and then give it all up, following in the footsteps of his father, looking for phantom work! When for the first time, get drunk, will also Machinino sexin so cold, speak French and will not distinguish the fine line of separation that exists between men and women. Unfortunately grow with the mental fixations related to its very small penis and because of that will take you all around (especially future small Liana Winter). The child will have fun playing with the boats and motor boats in particular ..
Then I say no and not give ourselves to do Puto or economy there is no study ...
